Jess: i can't remember
OH WHAT IS OUR PASSWORD
Te: every time you think it has something to do with a koala
why the fuck do i think of koalas
Jess: oh man that made me laugh so fucking hard
Te: I don't know man, but it's funny as shit
we are so funny
not very many other people think so though
Jess: its because we don't know a lot of normal people that think funny things are funny
Te: Maybe we're just abnormal though
or maybe everyone around us is asshats
Jess: i think most people we know are asshats cause we live in utah county where everyone is frumpy and upset at something
frumpy and upset at something
it's so perfect
Jess: haha it's just how it is
me: haha, I know
Jess: i know yo
they are asshats
Jess: do you read that as "ass hat" or "ass shat"?
Te: ass hat
Jess: ass shat is funny too
yes it is
Jess: hahaha i think of dr seuss
"ass. Shat. No pat, no! dont sit in that!"
what the fuck man?
Te: hahaha ohh my god
that's so funny, but it doesn't make any sense
its in reference to hop on pop
there was a part where Pat was going to sit on a cactus, but one of the kids were like "no pat, no! don't sit on that!"
Jess: and pat's face man
Jess: he's all about to sit down and he looks behind him like "ohhh"
I dying right now
just this whole conversation
is fucking funny
Jess: hahahahaha i know man
Jess: oh my god i'm laughing at myself so hard right now
your little rhyme is killing me
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Jess: his face
his fucking face
Jess: and his hands
its like he's been walked in on
I didn't notice the hands
but they're fucking funnt
Te: oooooh man
Jess: and if i remember correctly, pat likes to sit on weird shit
like a cup
oh my god
dude hang on
in the toilet
Te: at first glance I thought it said "trash reading hop on pop"
Jess: oh my god i thought it was until you said that
trash reading sounds like it's own verb
like "let me just trash-read this real quick"
Jess: hahahahaha i knoww