Wednesday, August 29, 2012

No Pat, No!

Profound conversations with Jess and Teh shall commence.


Jess:  i can't remember
OH WHAT IS OUR PASSWORD

 Te:  oooh
werewolf queef
hahahahaha

 Jess:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Te:  every time you think it has something to do with a koala

 Jess:  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
why the fuck do i think of koalas

 Te:  Hahahahaha

 Jess:  oh man that made me laugh so fucking hard
 Te:  I don't know man, but it's funny as shit
hahaha

 Jess:  god
we are so funny

 Te:  hahaaha
I knoow
not very many other people think so though

 Jess:  its because we don't know a lot of normal people that think funny things are funny

 Te:  Maybe we're just abnormal though
or maybe everyone around us is asshats

 Jess:  i think most people we know are asshats cause we live in utah county where everyone is frumpy and upset at something
 Te:  hahahahahaha
frumpy and upset at something
it's so perfect
perfect description

 Jess:  haha it's just how it is
 me:  haha, I know
 Jess:  wonky
tonky
 Jess:  i know yo
fuckin wasps
 Te:  asshats
they are asshats
 Jess:  do you read that as "ass hat" or "ass shat"?

 Te:  ass hat

 Jess:  ass shat is funny too

 Te:  hahah
yes it is

 Jess:  hahaha i think of dr seuss
"ass. Shat. No pat, no! dont sit in that!"

 Te:  hahaha
what the fuck man?
hahahaha

 Jess:  hahahahahahahaha

 Te:  hahaha ohh my god
that's so funny, but it doesn't make any sense

 Jess:  hahahahaha
its in reference to hop on pop
there was a part where Pat was going to sit on a cactus, but one of the kids were like "no pat, no! don't sit on that!"

   Te:  hahahaha

 Jess:  and pat's face man
pat's face

 Te:  hahahahaha

 Jess:  he's all about to sit down and he looks behind him like "ohhh"

 Te:  hahaha
I dying right now
just this whole conversation
is fucking funny

 Jess:  hahahahaha i know man

 Te:  hahaha

 Jess:  oh my god i'm laughing at myself so hard right now

 Te:  hahahaha
me tooo
your little rhyme is killing me
 Te:  hahahahaha

 Jess:  his face
his fucking face

 Te:  hahahahaha

 Jess:  and his hands
its like he's been walked in on

 Te:  hahahahahahahaha
oh man
I didn't notice the hands
but they're fucking funnt
funny

 Jess:  hahahahahahaha

 Te:  oooooh man

 Jess:  and if i remember correctly, pat likes to sit on weird shit
like a cup

 Te:  hahahaha
oh my god
dude hang on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8

hahaha

 Te:  I gottta piss or I'm gonna pee my pants from laughter
piss
in the toilet 


 Te:  at first glance I thought it said "trash reading hop on pop"

 Jess:  oh my god i thought it was until you said that

 Te:  hahahaha
Hahaha
trash reading sounds like it's own verb
like "let me just trash-read this real quick"

 Jess:  hahahahaha i knoww